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Sunday, August 21, 2005


Only the people in coach will die 


This is a "house ad" from the most recent Amtrak system timetable, with the relevant portion circled by me:



Talk about putting a good face on tragedy: the safety cards are there primarily because of this incident (along with glow-in-the-dark tape on the emergency window releases, and various other safety improvements).


Friday, August 19, 2005


One of the readers they'll keep after October 


This morning, a woman got on my bus carrying a purse and reading material, and it was something I don't remember ever seeing someone sitting down to read in public before: a copy of TV Guide. (A subscription copy, no less.)


Thursday, August 11, 2005


Font of information 


Note to myself so I don't have to go through Identifont again: the very attractive font used by the Metropolitan Transportation Authority here in L.A. is called FF Scala Sans.


Thursday, August 04, 2005


I think I smell Pulitzer 


How big a deal is the upcoming change in the format of TV Guide? Big enough that a newspaper columnist in New Hampshire used me as an expert. (I swear, I told him I lived in Van Nuys, California, and yet he identified me as a "Florida collector"; I must have confused him by talking about where I grew up and first got interested in TV Guide's local editions.)

Edited later to add: Since I have a Google News Alert set up for "Ellwanger," I just had the delightful experience of getting a news alert for myself, which looked like this...

TV Guide collectors bid farewell to pop-culture icon
Nashua Telegraph - Nashua,NH,USA
... standup routine in that episode is an observation that TV Guide
is America's most-thrown magazine," recalls Florida collector
Jim Ellwanger, who moderates ...


Tuesday, August 02, 2005


You can't make up dialogue like this (and why would you want to?) 


Production assistant John, stopping by my desk: "Today I have to go to Victoria's Secret to buy fake boobs."

Man sitting in front of me on the bus, on cell phone: "I'll be there in 5 to 10 minutes. I was going to stop and get a knish."




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