"It's the new terminal. The one your airline's serving now."
By Jim Ellwanger...Aired October 14, 1995
"A toucan killed my grandfather during the Big One!"
By Jim Ellwanger...Aired November 11, 1995
"Get lost, Creamsicle, I'm counting by minutes!"
The Christmas episode, by Jim Ellwanger...Aired December 2, 1995
"What about the little guy who...just struggles by on good old fashioned porn?"
By Aaron Odland...Aired January 13, 1996
"Delight of golden cake and artificial cream filling haunts Bizarro Monkey Boy."
By Aaron Odland...Aired January 27, 1996
"Pero Johnny esta con muchas mujers porque el es un hombre suave."
By Aaron Odland...Aired February 3, 1996
"Remember, life is good, bombs planted in hockey arenas is bad."
By Jim Ellwanger...Aired February 24, 1996
"That's why I built a timing device into the ejection seat."
By Jim Ellwanger...Aired April 6, 1996
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