Have your pet spayed or neutered

As it turns out, I actually have no idea how the camping trailers given away on "The Price Is Right" can be linked to the wildfires currently plaguing the western U.S. I haven't even watched "The Price Is Right" in quite a while, and I don't really have any reason to anymore, now that Heather Kozar is no longer one of "Barker's Beauties," having left so she can move to Cleveland and live with her quarterback boyfriend. Now, from what I've seen, Cleveland is a lovely city, at least in the summer, but if I were Playboy's 1998 Playmate of the Year, I...well, first of all, I'd spend a lot more time in the shower than I do now. But I also wouldn't leave a cushy job in Los Angeles where all I had to do was stand around and gesture at consumer products in favor of moving to Cleveland, where the farthest my career could advance would be Local TV Talk Show Host. And that's much harder than the gesturing, since it involves asking people questions and nodding thoughtfully while they're talking about microorganisms in Lake Erie, or their prize-winning rutabaga, or the new orangutan at the zoo, or whatever people talk about on local TV talk shows in Cleveland. It probably doesn't pay as well, either, and there's no Plinko.

(I also have no idea why this is suddenly saying only "posted by at" instead of "posted by Jim Ellwanger at." You get what you pay for, right?)