Also, you never would believe where those Keebler cookies come from

In "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets," there's an elf that's a short, ugly little creature, yet in the "Lord of the Rings" movies, elves look like Cate Blanchett and Liv Tyler. I guess that's the difference between England and New Zealand.

On another note, I'm very sorry I made fun of Symantec's manual writing, although I'm only saying this because Norton Disk Doctor somehow managed to screw up my main hard drive.