More great moments in television

Here in L.A., there have been several incidents in the past couple of months of morons...sorry, I mean people...driving into the path of commuter trains. According to the promos I've been fast-forwarding through with my TiVo for the past couple of days, on the 11:00 news tonight, the NBC affiliate will be airing a report called "Dangerous Crossings: A Live Event." I can only assume that what they're hoping for is live footage of a car almost getting hit by a train, and what they're secretly hoping for is live footage of a car actually getting hit by a train.

Now, if only there were any trains running at 11:00 P.M., they'd really have something there.