So, TV Guide.

And I've now lost two jobs this year (I'm being laid off on the 18th -- this time, it is in no way my fault).

And they're discontinuing Vanilla Coke!

And the Bush-administration-lapdog Amtrak board of directors has fired president David Gunn, pretty much the sole reason my Amtrak trip in 2002 turned out not to be my last long-distance Amtrak train trip! (Go ahead, Amtrak board -- prove me wrong.)

And I've had a cold for a week and a half!