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Classic Scripts

The Million-Dollar Rhombus

"And to this day, my mother still has cotton in her ears."
By Jim Ellwanger...Aired April 8, 1995

The Chicago Tribune

"In the end, the vending machine company let me down."
By Jim Ellwanger...Aired April 15, 1995

The Amazing Accountant Man

"Your fingers don't even look big enough to run the adding machine."
By Jim Ellwanger...Aired April 22, 1995

The San Pedro Beach Bums

"Computers never make mistakes."
By Jim Ellwanger...Aired April 29, 1995

Funeral for Nibbles

"Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday...okay, it's been more than three."
By Jim Ellwanger...Aired May 13, 1995

Siggy Gets Revenge

"I thought I felt something tugging at a belt loop, but I guess it's nothing."
By Jim Ellwanger...Aired June 10, 1995

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